"Well, for my final two wishes, I'd like another two of them"Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a friend of his, pulled him over. In the confessional Father Sullivan recognized her and began asking her about her work. "Shure now, we have a carport." The solicitor tried again. " "Shure now, he plays the flute, but I don't think he knows anything about the connubial." Now desperate, the solicitor pushed on.She explained that she was an acrobatic dancer, and he wanted to know what that meant. "Sean was fishing and it started to rain, so he moved under the bridge for shelter. "What I'm trying to find out are what grounds you have." "Bless ye, sor. "Next to the Strong Muldoon, Oi'm the strongest man in Erin, and Oi'll pull ye right out o' there." Mick leaned out and grabbed Paddy's hand and pulled and pulled to no avail.
They witnessed Lena's acrobatics with wide eyes, and one said to the other: "Will you just look at the penance Father Sullivan is givin' out this night, and me without me bloomers on! The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that made wonderful reading. " Replied Murphy, "Cancel the sale...'tis too good to part with.""Well, Mrs. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave. " "Once upon a time I was an 11 year old Choir boy at the local church. She called me a cheeky little boy and with a flash of her wand, turned me into this frog you see before you." "That's an incredible story" said the priest.The man was delighted and got drunk on this one magic Guiness bottle for weeks then he remembered that he had two other wishes. "Yes master, you have two more wishes, what would you like? "I'm Seamus O'Toole, and I live in the flat above Paddy."As soon as she had finished parochial school, a bright young girl named Lena shook the dust of Ireland off her shoes and made her way to New York where before long, she became a successful performer in show business. "Oi'm always first out of bed." Still hopeful, the solicitor tried once again." "You know that magic, never ending Guinness bottle" he asks the Genies. "Well didn't ya know, Paddy, that your wife fell out of the car about five miles back? Eventually she returned to her home town for a visit and on a Saturday night went to confession in the church which she had always attended as a child. "Well, does he go in for unnatural connubial practices?After a wee bit, Paddy who was sitt'n behind Seamus on the bike began to holler ..."Seamus ... that'll block the wind for you." So Paddy took Seamus' advice and turned his jacket from front to back and got back on the bike and the two of them were off down the road again.After a bit, Seamus turned to talk to Paddy and was horrified to see that Paddy was not there. "Two Irishmen met and one said to the other, "Have ye seen Mulligan lately, Pat?