Golden showers dating

I didn’t think the rumor was true, but it was so deliciously satisfying that I could not look away. It was wabi-sabi, perfectly imperfect, wildly lopsided, and yet, somehow, balanced enough to stand.

It was masterpiece of evocative specificity, a glorious symphony of sordid particulars. It was the tale of Donald Trump’s Russian prostitute pee party.

It’s a teacup whose cracks enhance its beauty, or an asymmetrical tableau that is nevertheless balanced.

Things that are wabi-sabi are not perfect, but they feel perfect.

Donald Trump, who said Hillary Clinton “got schlonged” after taking a bathroom break during a debate: “I know where she went,” he said, face screwed with distaste. Donald Trump’s truly outrageous actions never seem to stick to him.

The falsehoods he promoted about Barack Obama’s birth origin, on the other hand? Which is why this pee-party story is so attractive — wouldn’t it be so wabi-sabi wonderful if the rumor that followed Donald Trump forever was the one about a perverse obsession with Barack Obama, embodied by a cascading waterfall of female pee?

In this story, Trump literally invites Russians into bed with the American presidency, so they can piss all over it. As is the case with any truly infectious rumor, this one raises a spiral of questions: If Trump wanted to piss on the Obamas’ marital bed, why didn’t he do it himself? What would it feel like to hear a ludicrously tawdry tale about a celebrity you despise, and be so taken with its fairy-tale depiction of evil that you become obsessed?When Russia is involved, it’s typically called “going behind the Golden Curtain.”Just kidding about some of those.2. Is squirting during orgasm considered a golden shower? Science has a lot to say on the subject of squirting. During 2014’s big porn ban, the British Board of Film Classification slapped videos containing female ejaculation with a big “ABSOLUTELY NOT, MY GOOD CHAP,” because they classified it as a form of some distinction, though.A study published in 2015 by which I find myself quoting a lot on Tinder dates, suggests that squirting (or “female ejaculation”) comes in two forms: One is liquid secreted from the Skene's glands (akin to the male prostate gland) that typically contains a small amount of milky white fluid. After all, squirting is an end (usually a happy one!Such is the case with Donald Trump’s golden shower.In retrospect, the most surprising thing about the golden-shower rumor is that we didn’t come up with it sooner.

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