A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
A: Because the 'p' is silent Q: Why did God give men penises?
Q: What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A: If you don't know what hole to put it in neither do they.
A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!
A: 69 with three people watching Q: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis, her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue.
Q: Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?