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April the giraffe looks set to deliver an ‘April Fools baby’ later today as signs of contractions and labour continue.
Today could be the day we celebrate Girexit."7pm GMT: The zoo keeper has said he has noted how large April is as they notice her bulges.
They revealed that giraffes instinctively hide their labour as they do not want predators to realise they are about to have a baby.
L'entreprise est soupçonnée d'avoir fait travailler des chauffeurs routiers venus des pays de l'Est (Pologne et Roumanie, notamment), qu'elle paie donc moins cher que leurs collègues français.
Rien qu'en Vendée, il faut recruter 500 conducteurs routiers par an.
Pour pallier à cette carence, une nouvelle formation en alternance sera lancée au printemps.
They added: "Wax caps remain and back end swell has continued to maintain a significant size.
Appetite strong, moodiness returned." The Animal Adventure Park also apologised after the live stream camera malfunctioned - and said they reacted as quickly as possible to GMT: April is laid down facing the corner of the room.